Swinford Bandog Quotes & Sayings

How do you like them apples, you piece of shit? — Patrick Ness

We called them Tonys, because my dad was named Tony and he could never say no to anyone (although I assume he said no to my mom at least once, when she asked him to stay). — Gillian Flynn

What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking. — Lou Reed

With all due respect to UPS - it's a fine company - nobody cares about logistics. They care about that package arriving at their home, at their office, when it is supposed to and in the condition it's supposed to. FedEx is a much better communicator than UPS. — Frank Luntz

Eli's on my left and Pigpen on my right as we take off. Both have their guns still drawn and their expressions are deadly. — Katie McGarry

The Daytona 500 is a career-winning race. It defines careers for drivers, crew members, crew chiefs and race teams. It has that power. — Jimmie Johnson

I've died so many times. I'm 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was by knife, or electrocution or drowning or being thrown off a building or whatever it might have been. I've died a lot of times! — Jonathan Banks

These days he smoked and drank largely to solace himself for what drinking and smoking had done to him, so he drank and smoked a lot. He experimented, furthermore, with pretty well any other drug he could get his hands on, — Martin Amis

The truth hurts, but those lies heal. — Drake

Before falling to the scythe the weeds enjoy a little breeze. — Peter Levitt