Swiatkowski Gerard Quotes & Sayings

Crutches may be a pain in the (pinched nerve back) ass to use, but damn, they are handy when your dog pushes open the bathroom door while you are contemplating life. They're also handy to turn on lights just out of your reach, and to threat your husband with if he doesn't fetch you a Fresca because you are a poor, pathetic little thing huddled under a Snuggy, unable to walk without bellowing profanities at the top of your lungs, thereby scaring your dogs, the fat squirrel stuffing his face on the deck, and the manic depressive goats that live three houses down. — Katie MacAlister

...and you cannot blame an entire group for the actions of one. — Liz Braswell

Each year, the United States issues about 70,000 patents, only a few of which ultimately reach the stage of commercial production. — Jared Diamond

Flight 2039 to Boston is now boarding at gate 14A," a voice announced over the PA system.
Nellie sighed. "I love Irish accents." She paused. "And Australian accents. And English accents." A dreamy look came over her face. "Theo had an awesome accent."
Dan snorted. "Yeah, there was just that one tiny problem. He turned out to be a two-timing, backstabbing thief. — Rick Riordan

Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly. — Mother Teresa

Escape is the byword - forwards, backwards, or sideways - into alcohol, busyness, good works, passivity, fantasy, or even madness. For the reality of the present and the immediate future seem even more frightening today — Peter Marshall

Our work to improve privacy continues today. — Mark Zuckerberg

Shamans wear bird costumes and they fly. Somehow they experience flying. — Russell Hoban

I am nothing but literature, and can and want to be nothing else. — Franz Kafka