Swenor Rollerskis Quotes & Sayings

There is some shit I shall not eat,
and I will not kiss your fucking flag! — E. E. Cummings

I was fooling everyone by surrounding myself with funny people. But then I put myself out there - writing my own sketches, going on stage with nobody surrounding me - and for some reason people were still laughing. — Carly Craig

Now, late at night, she lay in bed alone, wishing the feel of the sheets on her body were the feel of a mans hands instead. — Lauren Royal

I always wanted to photograph the universal subjects. — Mary Ellen Mark

For golf, being in the Olympics is a big boost. More so for Indian golf. — Jeev Milkha Singh

Instead of telling God about your big problems, tell your problems about your big God. — Michael Beckwith

A friend worth knowing tolerates your flaws while a friend worth keeping loves you in spite of them. — K.E. Garvey

There's no sight on earth more appealing than that of a woman making dinner for someone she loves. — Thomas Wolfe

The best part was
pulling down the
shades
stuffing the doorbell
with rags
putting the phone
in the
refrigerator
and going to bed
for 3 or 4
days. and the next best
part
was
nobody ever
missed
me. — Charles Bukowski

People want to consume what you're putting out there, and you can create a really strong following of fans and admirers, and people who are invested in your career and your comedy. — Nick Kroll

Revival brings back a holy shock to apathy and carelessness. — Winkie Pratney

You should never take responsibility for more children than you can give attention to. — James Redfield