Swartzwelders Quotes & Sayings

In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40. — Daniel Clowes

I'm an ardent fan. All I really had to do was put myself in my own shoes. — Nina Jacobson

Misreading is a big part of reading, the way in which the level of attention you're paying can lead to some interesting residue. — Brian Evenson

P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug — Jodi Lynn Anderson

I always liked the idea of the guitar - because cowboys played the guitar. — Tom Petty

So while you're getting ripped apart head to toe as you fall into a black hole, you will also extrude through the fabric of space and time, like toothpaste squeezed through a tube. To all the words in the English language that describe ways to die (e.g., homicide, suicide, electrocution, suffocation, starvation) we add the term spaghettification. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

The Assad regime is quite reliant on oil exports. — Elliott Abrams