Swartzentruber Amish Quotes & Sayings

Yeah," Chris said. "I lose a couple limbs getting drunk and falling into harvesting combine, I'm an idiot. I lose the same limbs because I happened to be standing next to the right door when the ship was damaged, I'm a hero. — James S.A. Corey

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. — Donald J. Trump

The Swartzentruber Order is the most conservative on the Amish spectrum. Amish people have differences just like any culture. — Brenda Nixon

Let others either envy or pity me; I care not, so long as I enjoy myself. — Joseph Hall

If the soft machine works, don't fix it. If it works, don't fix it. — William S. Burroughs

Exactly," Gertie said. "This hot young stud claiming to be a marine stationed in the Middle East friended her on Facebook. Apparently, he sent her long letters and poetry and even a nude photo." "Doesn't sound like anything worth putting a bra on for," Ida Belle said. "Well," Gertie said, "in all fairness, that photo is probably the closest Beulah will ever get to male plumbing." "Are you kidding?" I said. "The Internet is full of male plumbing. It's like the Walmart of man parts. — Jana Deleon

If you want to have more freedom, more latitude in your job, be a more responsible, a more helpful, a more contributing employee. — Stephen R. Covey