Swamping Field Quotes & Sayings

Woody Allen once quipped that dwarf is once of the four funniest words in the English language. To be in your very essence perceived as comical is a significant burden. — Andrew Solomon

You are so great at creative solutions," he says, still chuckling. "They usually involve ripping, tearing, kicking, or stabbing, but they're creative. — Susan Ee

The prisoners still keep killing each other thay hung six yesterday thay fight all most every night in the stockade. — Joseph Williams

Whatever lessons we take from this dreadful attack (on the World Trade Center and Pentagon), we should never forget that it was, after all, a faith based initiative. — Wendy Kaminer

I guess somethings turned out too sad even to be explained with a bases-loaded strikeout. — Ava Dellaira