Swaging Quotes & Sayings

I am now, at twenty-seven years old, bright, funny, warm, caring and kind. But of course people don't see that when they look at Jemima Jones. They simply see fat. — Jane Green

And too much informayshun can drive a man mad. Too much informayshun becomes just Noise. And it never, never stops. — Patrick Ness

Love makes liars of us all. — Cassandra Clare

That's what a shrink is for; friends and neighbors; their job is to fuck the mentally disturbed and make them pregnant with sanity. — Stephen King

Timon: Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon! — William Shakespeare

The opportunity of a lifetime must be grasped within the lifetime of that opportunity. — Catherine DeVrye