Swaggart Family Quotes & Sayings

If i get 8 hours to cut a tree i'll
spend 7 hours to sharp my
knife. — Abraham Lincoln

With 3 percent of the world's resources and 25 percent of the world's demand, it is pretty obvious this country cannot drill its way to energy security. — Lois Capps

I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? ... Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street. — Elayne Boosler

If you can't count, they can cheat you. If you can't read, they can beat you. — Toni Morrison

This might be the end of the world as we know it, but it's still show biz. — Richard Kadrey

What must it be like, I wonder, to live in a world where food appears at the press of a button? How would I spend the hours I now commit to combing the woods for sustenance if it were so easy to come by? What do they do all day, these people in the Capitol, besides decorating their bodies and waiting around for a new shipment of tributes to rill in and die for their entertainment? — Suzanne Collins

If you are not yourself, you have nothing to offer the world but a cheap imitation of someone else. — E'yen A. Gardner

Winry: So I guess you'll miss having her around, huh?
Al: *Glares* Why are you smiling? — Hiromu Arakawa

Unbelief about the existence and personality of Satan has often proved the first step to unbelief about God. — J.C. Ryle