Swaggart Quotes & Sayings

You can find things about me you don't like. And frankly, I don't want to hear it. — Jimmy Swaggart

The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that. — Jimmy Swaggart

Rock and roll is the new pornography. — Jimmy Swaggart

I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died. — Jimmy Swaggart

We kept a jarful of keys
on a forgotten shelf
in the house.
What doors they opened,
or what they kept forever locked,
before they came by accident
or chance into our little jar,
we never learned. — Merlie M. Alunan

You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous. — Jimmy Swaggart

The word philosophy simply means a pursuit of wisdom, the purpose of life, and a search for Truth. However, this quest, because it originates with man, can never find the answers. In fact, man cannot reach God or know God by intellectual pursuit. — Jimmy Swaggart

He was like a second father to me (of George Halas) — Sid Luckman

Because God is faithful, He can be trusted fully to completely carry out His commitments to us in Christ. — Jimmy Swaggart

...yes is all you ever need to say to begin a journey. — Bill Richardson

I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. — Jimmy Swaggart

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default. — Chevy Chase

If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell. — Jimmy Swaggart

I'm not knocking the poor homosexual, I'm not. They need salvation just like anybody else. — Jimmy Swaggart

Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory. — Jimmy Swaggart

I feel like it's my responsibility and my obligation to stand up and to say that which I believe to be the truth. — Jimmy Swaggart

I envy you your peace of mind, your clean conscience, your unpolluted memory. Little girl, a memory without blot of contamination must be an exquisite treasure-an inexhaustible source of pure refreshment: is it not? — Charlotte Bronte

I have sinned against you, my Lord. — Jimmy Swaggart

I do not plan in any way to whitewash my sin. I do not call it a mistake, a mendacity; I call it sin. I would much rather, if possible - and in my estimation it would not be possible - to make it worse than less than it actually is. I have no one but myself to blame. I do not lay the fault or the blame of the charge at anyone else's feet. For no one is to blame but I take the responsibility. I take the blame. I take the fault. — Jimmy Swaggart

I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. — Jimmy Swaggart

My best efforts were some modern things that looked like very lousy Matisses. Thank God I had the sense to realize they were lousy, and leave Paris. — Norman Rockwell

I realize that the nation is facing problems presently that it hasn't faced in a long, long time. But you have a recourse that the unredeemed do not have. That recourse, as you well know, is the Lord. He still answers prayer! — Jimmy Swaggart

I get amazed, I can't look at it but about 10 seconds, at these politicians dancing around this, dancing around this, I'm trying to find a correct name for it, this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. — Jimmy Swaggart

I can't stand this, Pigeon. I feel like I'm going crazy."
I threw out my hands and let them hit my thighs. "You can't stand what?"
"If you sleep with him, I don't wanna know about it. I'll go to prison for a long time if I find out he ... just don't tell me. — Jamie McGuire

I gave my heart to the Lord, and I remember the incident vividly. The Lord spoke to me. I know that sounds funny. It was not an audible voice or anything of that nature. — Jimmy Swaggart

We must remember that ours was intended to be a citizen government, and we must work together to restore our country and the character of our nation. — Carly Fiorina

forgiving also applies to forgiving yourself. — Abi Ketner

It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous. — Jimmy Swaggart

Misliking the Harrow as I do, I would find no small joy in thwarting him. Have I not admitted that I, too, am prone to greed? But here I personify the united will of the Insequent. Any deviation from that resolve will breach the sacred prohibition which enables the Insequent to endure and prosper. Answering you, I will bring down my own destruction and accomplish only sorrow. — Stephen R. Donaldson

I don't appreciate a preacher who commits adultery and then goes out and blames me. — Jimmy Swaggart

Philosophies change by the day while God never changes, simply because, being perfect, He does not have to change! — Jimmy Swaggart

Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes - apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen. — Frank Zappa

I have sinned against You, my Lord, and I would ask that your precious blood would wash and cleanse every stain until it is in the seas of God's forgiveness. — Jimmy Swaggart

Christians are supposed to be the most forgiving people on the face of the Earth. — Jimmy Swaggart

The minister of the Gospel is really the yardstick by which the nation measures its morals. — Jimmy Swaggart

Just because Jimmy Swaggart believes in God doesn't mean that God does not exist. — Walker Percy

sinful motive often hides itself under the mask of reverence for another virtue.") — Jimmy Swaggart

If you look hard enough, you'll find something good about me and say it. — Jimmy Swaggart