Surtax Calculator Quotes & Sayings

There's no law against a sentence existing in two places at once, unlike humans, who are no longer allowed to bilocate because it confuses the cops too much. — Patricia Lockwood

Every person has one particular time in his life when he is more beautiful than he is ever going to be again. For some it is at seven, for others at seventeen or seventy, and as Laura Fleischman read out loud from Shakespeare, I remember thinking that for her it was probably just then. — Frederick Buechner

San: You all right?
Virt: I think i crapped myself a little
Sam: Just a little? you've got nerves of steel. — Michael Grant

The bombs in Vietnam explode at home; they destroy the hopes and possibilities for a decent America. — Martin Luther King Jr.

This aggression will not stand — George H. W. Bush