Surran Electric Bike Quotes & Sayings

There are times," Leofric grumbled, "when you are an earsling." An earsling was something that had dropped out of a creature's backside and was one of Leofric's favourite insults. We were friends. — Bernard Cornwell

The coyest maids make the fondest wives. — Samuel Richardson

Why is it that married people always say "Come in" when everything they do says "Get out"? They talk about their miseries and then ask you why you're unmarried. — Malcolm Bradbury

Immortality - dazzling idea! who first imagined thee! Was it some jolly burgher of Nuremburg, who with night-cap on his head, and white clay pipe in mouth, sat on some pleasant summer evening before his door, and reflected in all his comfort, that it would be right pleasant, if, with unextinguishable pipe, and endless breath, he could thus vegetate onwards for a blessed eternity? Or was it a lover, who in the arms of his loved one, thought the immortality-thought, and that because he could think and feel naught beside! - Love! Immortality! — Heinrich Heine

If I had known how much I hate auditioning, I doubt I would have become an actress. — Jaime Murray

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat. — Adam West

If the Democrats suggested a plan to burn down the Capitol building, the Republicans would counter with a plan to do it over the course of three years. — Douglas Wilson

You live in the city and all the time there are signs telling you what to do and billboards trying to sell you something. — Banksy

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er". — Mitch Hedberg