Surmises Define Quotes & Sayings

I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people. — Terry Pratchett

Waiting for the operation, there was a gentle tap on the door.In came a strapping nurse. 'Good morning', she shrilled, whipped back the bedclothes, upped with his nightshirt, grabbed his willy, lathered furiously around it till it looked like the Eddystone Lighthouse in a storm, then shaved the whole area till it looked like an oven-ready chicken.
'Excuse me, nurse', said Looney, 'why did you knock? — Spike Milligan

One thing worse than self-hatred is chiggers. — Edward Abbey

Affection is created by habit, community of interests, convenience and the desire of companionship. It is a comfort rather than an exhilaration. — W. Somerset Maugham

Love spends his all, and still hath store. — Philip James Bailey