Surly Duff Quotes & Sayings

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks. — Craig Ferguson

The happiness police are going to come and arrest us if we go on this way. Arrest us for our luck. — Maggie Nelson

In 1939 Winston Churchill, describing the 5000-mile peaceful border dividing Canada and the United States, said, 'That long frontier from the Atlantic to the Pacific Oceans, guarded only by neighborly respect and honorable obligations, is an example to every country and a pattern for the future of the world. — Ronald Reagan

There are very few things you can really do [to promote] healthy aging ... and none of these things include an insurance system or a legal system. All those things do is change who pays. — Alan Russell

It appears that President Obama is making great progress on climate change, he is changing the political climate in the country back to Republican. — Tim Pawlenty

In such a porcelain life, one likes to be sure that all is well lest one stumble upon one's hopes in a pile of broken crockery. — Emily Dickinson

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards? — Calvin Trillin

For every discouragement has been allowed to come to us in order that through it we may be cast in utter helplessness at the Saviour's feet. — Alan Redpath