Surfari Joes Indoor Quotes & Sayings

When I am coming back from a trip, the best part isn't going through the airport or getting home, but the taxi ride in between: you're still travelling, but not really. — Edouard Leve

I didn't need to be kissing a man who'd ruthlessly cut me out of his life. Didn't need to reward his shitty treatment of me. Jess had an m.o. for dealing with badly behaving males - she called it ABC: Always Be Crazier. — Kresley Cole

A man's liberal and conservative phases seem to follow each other in a succession of waves from the time he is born. Children are radicals. Youths are conservatives, with a dash of criminal negligence. Men in their prime are liberals (as long as their digestion keeps pace with their intellect). The middle aged run to shelter: they insure their life, draft a will, accumulate mementos and occasional tables, and hope for security. And then comes old age, which repeats childhood - a time full of humors and sadness, but often full of courage and even prophecy. — E.B. White

I wonder how many men, hiding their youngness, rise as I do, Saturday mornings, filled with the hope that Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam and Daffy Duck will be there waiting as our one true always and forever salvation? — Ray Bradbury

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. — Jack London

The intense happiness of our union is derived in a high degree from the perfect freedom with which we each follow and declare our own impressions. — George Eliot

I believe the universe is governed by the laws of science. The laws may have been decreed by God, but God does not intervene to break the laws. — Stephen Hawking

I think you'll find since I already love you, your Siren's serenade will have no effect on me. — Dominique Eastwick

Your home should be a reflection of how you want to live right now, and for the next phase of your life. — Martha Stewart

I used to do some terrible things in the marshalling area to upset my rivals. — Dawn Fraser

But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid. — Barack Obama

Knowledge is little; to know the right context is much; to know the right spot is everything. — Hugo Von Hofmannsthal

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts. — Woody Allen