Super Hilarious Quotes & Sayings

There must be hundreds of unsung heroes and heroines who first tasted strange things growing - and think of the man who first ate a lobster. This staggers the imagination. I salute him every time I take my nutcracker in hand and move the melted-butter pipkin closer. — Gladys Taber

Couldn't start the morning without caffeine. — Ginnifer Goodwin

It was such a pleasure to work with Eugene Levy. What a treat. That's a guy I grew up watching as a kid. Guys like that, they were hilarious and didn't have to be super vile or X-rated. — Harland Williams

You need to acquire a lover, Madam President. — Lynn Raye Harris

I used to know kids better because I was teaching in a classroom, but I still have a sense of comfort with them. I don't believe that kids have essentially changed. — Cynthia Voigt

I dare to be great. The man without imagination stands unhurt and hath no wings. This is my credo, this is my forte. — Don King

Those who analogize the federal budget to a family's budget must know nothing about either. — Robert Reich

Love ... is friendship. A deep, lasting foundation that you both decided to set on fire. — Nessie Q.

Knowing how to market yourself and your press materials is key. — Wendy Starland

The Democrats are standing on one side, and the Republicans are playing games on the other. Both sides are playing games. — Mark Shields

It is no accident that on the whole there was more beauty and decency to be found in the life of the small peoples, and that among the large ones there was more happiness and content in proportion as they had avoided the deadly blight of centralization. — Friedrich August Von Hayek

I don't see myself playing or adjusting my schedule for senior tournament golf. — Greg Norman

Super Troopers is hilarious. Everybody always thought we somehow - we did Reno way, way before any of us had seen Super Troopers. It sat on the shelf for a couple years. — Thomas Lennon

Are you super strong? Can you be hurt?"
"Of course I can," replied Dimitri. "I'm strong, but all sorts of things can still hurt me."
And then being Rose Hathaway, I said something I really shouldn't have to the boy. "You should go punch him and find out."
Jonathan's mother screamed again, but he was a fast little bastard, eluding her grasp. He ran up to Dimitri before anyone could stop him-well, I could have-and pounded his tiny fist against Dimitri's knee.
Then, which the same reflexes that allowed him to dodge enemy attacks, Dimitri immediately feinted falling backward, as though Jonathan had knocked him over. Clutching his knee, Dimitri groaned as though he were in terrible pain.
Several people laughed, and by then, one of the other guardians had caught hold of Jonathan and returned him to his near-hysterical mother. As he was being dragged away, Jonathan glanced over his shoulder at Dimitri. "He doesn't seem very strong to me. I don't think he's a Strigoi. — Richelle Mead

Justice ought sometimes to protect those least able to protect themselves. — Stephen R. Lawhead