Sunsetting Dementia Quotes & Sayings

If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too. — Bill Maher

Religion and philosophy have their value, but in the end all we can do is open to mystery and live a path with heart — Jack Kornfield

You need people in a society to have reached a certain standard of living before they can be polite. You learn how to respect others because you don't have to fight as much, you have what you need. — Cristian Mungiu

I find women much more interesting than dudes. — Mark Waters

I was not the equal of my cousins in athletic ability or good looks, but I'd like to think God evened the score by granting me a modicum of common sense, which sometimes seems to be sadly missing in most descendants of Walter Kaminski, who have shown a tendency to live for the moment and think with their peckers. — Robin Yocum

There can be no such thing as 'fairness in taxation.' Taxation is nothing but organized theft, and the concept of a 'fair tax' is therefore every bit as absurd as that of 'fair theft.' — Murray Rothbard

Too bad children don't know how profound their thoughts are. — Darnell Lamont Walker

I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money. — Stephen Colbert

To make money for college, I worked in our college dining room. — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

An error is the more dangerous in proportion to the degree of truth which it contains. — Henri Frederic Amiel

I was obsessed with the idea of fasting and isolation. — David Blaine

The only thing we'll get from trying to figure out where another path would have taken us are questions there are no answers to, and heatbreak that can't be healed. Regardless of how we got there, all any of us can do is move forward frome where we are. — Mia Sheridan

If I can't affect some change in six years, maybe I'm in the wrong place. — George Nethercutt

You don't have to win it, just don't lose it. — Ray Lewis

I prefer the Chinese restaurants that have the silverware on the table when you arrive, because there's nothing more humiliating than starting with chopsticks and having to turn to the waiter and being like, Uh, yeah, hi, uh, I'm too white. Do you have a shovel back there? — Jim Gaffigan