Sundays Funny Quotes & Sayings

Associate with people in such a manner that they weep for you when you die and long for you if you are alive — Hazrat Ali Ibn Abu-Talib

Those who boast of their descent, brag on what they owe to others. — Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The gods you do not pay are the ones that can curse you best. — Barbara Kingsolver

The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution. — Emile Zola

I get a kick out of cursing people for life on Sundays. — Emily Kirby

In writing biography, fact and fiction shouldn't be mixed. And if they are, the fictional points should be printed in red ink, the facts printed in black ink. — Catherine Drinker Bowen

Mrs. Panabaker is ten years older than God and probably smarter. She stops into the offices every other Thursday to tell my dad what she didn't like about his sermon the previous Sunday. She makes fudge-covered marshmallows at Christmas time and force feeds them to anyone too slow to escape. I've never seen her out of a suit dress and floral scarf, and on Sundays she always wears a matching hat. Last week was a salmon-colored number, and her hat was draped in fake fruit. I wanted to try to eat one of the grapes just to see what she'd do, but I value my life. — A.C. Williams