Sunbaked Chips Quotes & Sayings

Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

You really, really have to care about animals to want to kill one. You have to learn all this stuff about them and start thinking like them. — Joel Stein

I asked,"Are you going to pick up next time I call you?"
"I did this time didn't I?"
"Say yes."
"Yes. Conditionally yes." ... ...
... "What conditions.?"
"Sometimes you do things like call me forty times a day and leave obscene voicemails and that's why I don't pick up."
"Ridiculous. That doesn't sound like me. I'd never call an even number of times. — Maggie Stiefvater

I've read Hamlet, I know men suffer. — Andrea Dworkin

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning. — Henry David Thoreau

Sorry Boss," 101 slurred in his slow speech, "but after I came I just started to piss, what you want me to do, Boss? — Jake Ward

I'd like to have stayed in the Scouts beyond the age of 12. — James McAvoy