Summer Solstice Funny Quotes & Sayings

My most prized possession was my lanyard of Lip Smackers I tore it out of the confines of the paper package, which read "all the flavor of being a girl.".. In the car, I draped the black lanyard around my neck with a single green plastic balm dangling. I proudly dangled my girlhood in all its fruitiness. It cost only $2.99. — Janet Mock

The powers of the federal government are enumerated; it can only operate in certain cases; it has legislative powers on defined and limited objects, beyond which it cannot extend its jurisdiction. — James Madison

Hell won't be so bad, you know. After all, I'll be there to keep you company. — Tess Oliver

Shall I not take mine ease in mine inn but I shall have my pocket picked? — William Shakespeare

Futility. Uselessness. Bloody entrophy. Death matters, at least sometimes. — Diana Gabaldon

If a bank is robbed by one of its employees, do you think the bank is corrupt? I don't think so. I think it's a victim. — Pierre Moreau

You realize you've been staring at me for the past five minutes? — Catherine Doyle

Love all creatures! Love everything that has life! — Osamu Tezuka