Suhani Shah Quotes & Sayings

There is no field other than the weird in which I have any aptitude or inclination for fictional composition. Life has never interested me so much as the escape from life. — H.P. Lovecraft

I was recently voted best standup never to win a major. — Andy Kindler

She turned down her street once more, glaring at the garish lights someone had put up along their house. Might as well light the roof with "Santa Park Here". Sheesh. The closer she got to home, though, the lower her heart sank. The overly bright house looked suspiciously like ... No. Oh, no. He wouldn't. He had. Light up animated animals were dotted all over her lawn. The circle of life has apparently found our power outlet. And why the fuck is there a Star of David on my roof? She wasn't exactly the most church-going member of the community, but you'd think Simon would know what religion she was. After all, she knew exactly who was going to officiate at his funeral. She picked up her cell phone and called Emma. "I'm going to kill him. — Dana Marie Bell

hey gallagher girl — Ally Carter

Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?" — Ellen DeGeneres

Being the Children's Laureate has been educational, sometimes hectic, but most of all, great fun. — Malorie Blackman

So I learned that after a single day's experience of the outside world a man could easily live a hundred years in prison. — Albert Camus

The world is made up of facts, not things. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

Notorious sinners didn't kill Jesus. Religious people did. — Judah Smith

Deeply in love with you, I feel the keen pain of your absence. — Laura Ramirez

And now it appears to me that the tale I have to tell, spanning a million years, doesn't change all that much from beginning to end. In the beginning, as in the end, I find myself speaking of human beings, regardless of their brain size, as fisherfolk. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.