Sufficiently Suffonsified Quotes & Sayings

I'm getting a diamond-hard boner just thinking about it. — Tim Dorsey

Man shoot at nothing, sure to hit it. — Confucius

Where the hell did my bones go? I asked. This whole upright thing had me stumped. — Darynda Jones

There was a period where I dressed sort of like a mechanic and I looked really schlumpy, and I thought, "This is not who I am. This is not who I want to be." It was a very important moment for me - to not hide. — Jeanine Tesori

Keep pointed in the right direction. If ya stumble you'll land in the right place. — Curt Rude

As you preach, stay in the text, give honor to Christ and He will use you — Steven J. Lawson

It makes a great difference to the look of a novel whether its author believes that the world came late into being and continues to come by a creative act of God, or whether he believes that the world and ourselves are the product of a cosmic accident. It makes a great difference to his novel whether he believes that we are created in God's image, or whether he believes we create God in our own. It makes a great difference whether he believes that our wills are free, or bound like those of the other animals. — Flannery O'Connor

Believe in everything you do cause if you don't have self-belief, you'll be clueless. — Shannon Leto

Like they say, you can learn more from a guide in one day than you can in three months fishing alone. — Mario Lopez

So then she took me home, or I took her home, or we were both somehow taken to the closest thing. — Emma Donoghue

The way he spoke about Catherine made Theresa hurt for him more than she would have imagined. It wasn't just his voice, but the look on his face before he described her - as if torn between the beauty of his memories and the pain of remembering. — Nicholas Sparks

The scientific picture of the real world around me is very deficient. It gives a lot of factual information ... [but] it cannot tell us a word about red and blue, bitter and sweet, physical pain and physical delight; it knows nothing of beautiful and ugly, good or bad, God and eternity. So, in brief, we do not belong to this material world that science constructs for us ... the scientific worldview contains of itself ... not a word about our own ultimate scope or destination. — Erwin Schrodinger

Each day has a story to - deserves to be told, because we are made of stories. I mean, scientists say that human beings are made of atoms, but a little bird told me that we are also made of stories. — Eduardo Galeano

A genuine coincidence always means bad luck for me; it's my only superstition. — Margery Allingham

My way of discovering of what I like was to create a restaurant list and eat my way through it, and I call it my 'inner fat girl bucket list.' — Nina Dobrev