Sueldos Y Quotes & Sayings

He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd — Marthe Jocelyn

Since the invention of the flush toilet and the vacuum carpet cleaner, the modern man seems to judge a man's moral standards by his cleanliness, and thinks a dog the more highly civilized for having a weekly bath and a winter wrapper round his belly. — Lin Yutang

The spark of true poetry flashes when ideas are juxtaposed that no one has yet thought of bringing together. — J.M. Coetzee

When she faced the noise, she found the mayor's wife in a brand-new bathrobe and slippers. On the breast pocket of the robe sat an embroidered swastika. Propaganda even reached the bathroom. — Markus Zusak

Then forgive yourself!" she shouted, pushing herself back up. She pressed her palm against the wall for support. "Everyone has a dark side! But it's their choice whether or not they cultivate it. Don't you understand? Lira's exploited hers, but not you. Not you, Emery Thane. — Charlie N. Holmberg

A miracle is a display of power from beyond the five senses. — Deepak Chopra

Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale. — David Letterman

Why should I care? I have all the money in the world. — LeBron James

Growing older, it appears, does not mean growing up. — Michael Marshall Smith

Honestly, he'd said more perverted things to my face. To my boobs. Did he really think he was school-ing me in being sexy right now?
Really? You're completely unimpressed?
Zzzzzzzzzzz, I wrote back. — Christina Lauren

You know, I'm part of that first MTV generation. — Alexandra Patsavas

Acting is a form of confusion. — Tallulah Bankhead