Successione Ereditaria Quotes & Sayings

The stupid things you say in the rain, that can't ever be washed away. — Janet Fitch

If God was giving me a ham, I'd be crazy not to receive it. Maybe it was the ham of God, who takes away the sins of the world. — Anne Lamott

If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery. — Babe Ruth

I want the white people to understand my people. — Chief Joseph

Artemus Ward used that trick a good deal; then when the belated audience presently caught the joke he would look up with innocent surprise, as if wondering what they had found to laugh at. Dan Setchell used it before — Mark Twain

Smartass Disciple: Master, how do I know that I am not dreaming right now ?
Master of Stupidity: You don't. Only those who see you're dreaming can tell it. — Toba Beta

Whatever your calling or purpose is, it's your job to feel it. No gift that you have been given was made for yourself. — Oprah Winfrey