Substituting Butter Quotes & Sayings

I don't like failing at anything. — Liam McIntyre

If love be blind, it best agrees with night — William Shakespeare

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. — Martina Navratilova

The value for which P=0.05, or 1 in 20, is 1.96 or nearly 2; it is convenient to take this point as a limit in judging whether a deviation ought to be considered significant or not. Deviations exceeding twice the standard deviation are thus formally regarded as significant. Using this criterion we should be led to follow up a false indication only once in 22 trials, even if the statistics were the only guide available. Small effects will still escape notice if the data are insufficiently numerous to bring them out, but no lowering of the standard of significance would meet this difficulty. — Ronald A. Fisher

If I can in any way contribute to the Diversion or Improvement of the Country in which I live, I shall leave it, when I am summoned out of it, with the secret Satisfaction of thinking that I have not lived in vain. — Joseph Addison

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life. — John Oliver

Our ancestors believed that they were not born complete. There was someone out there with a part of their heart and soul. When they found that person, then they were one. Having offspring was a gift that came from that union, but it wasn't the focus. — Eden Cole

You know, like Prince Charming. Because you never know, maybe he's an enchanted prince under an evil spell."
"Life isn't a fairy tale, you know," Sam said.
"Wanna bet?" The teen smirked at him. — Deborah Blake

Don't gossip- particularly about other women. Kindness is the secret to true femininity. — Carole Landis

The true hallmark of how advanced a person is, is how they treat those around them. Not simply what they say or what they preach, but the results they generate, how kind they are. — Frederick Lenz

Life's simplest answers are often the easiest to overlook. — Stephen King