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To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love pizza, but instead of eating half, I eat a slice. — Bill Engvall

Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis. — Karl Kraus

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle

Baseball has better opening days and All-Star Games than the N.F.L. does. Ours stink. — John Madden

I look at my Twitter feed sometimes, and there's just people tearing apart other performers. — Megan Hilty

What's interesting is there are $12 billion of breaks in the energy bill that passed, yet we see that the sixth major oil companies in America last year made $1.1 trillion. — Marty Meehan