Sublimedirectorycompenski Quotes & Sayings

Pastor of the Warsaw Baptist Church, Dr. Peters was tall, gaunt, and pale, with a weak damp smile and cold damp palms: shaking his hand was like being forced to grasp the flaccid penis of a hypothermic zombie. — Tom Robbins

Unlike the clonal longevity of asexual organisms, sexually reproduced plants and animals usually have briefer, individual life cycles. In short, the enormous diversity afforded by the evolutionary invention of sexual reproduction came with a price - death of the individual. — Richard J. Borden

Love is pure and divine. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I am motivated by the fact that in the next 365 days, 136,000 Californians will die and most of them will go into an eternity without Christ. In the next 365 days, 2.4 million Americans will die; most of them will go into eternity without Christ. In the next 365 days, 74 million people in the world will go into eternity without Christ and without hope. I can't live with that. — Rick Warren

If you don't realize there is always somebody who knows how to do something better than you, then you don't give proper respects for others' talents. — Hortense Canady

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. — Scott Adams

I don't run the triathlons anymore like I used to. I do leg work on the machines and do the bike. I'm not as strong as I used to be, but I'm still good. — Pat Bowlen