Subgenius Parody Quotes & Sayings

If you are a parent, open doors to unknown directions to the child so he can explore. Don't make him afraid of the unknown,give him support. — Osho

For me, he is an exceptional player. — Cristiano Ronaldo

For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. — William Shakespeare

The Americans view the democratization of the Middle East as the route to peace. — Gilles Kepel

There are plenty of things you can do to help animals! The best advice that I can give right off the bat is not to get overwhelmed and feel bad when you read about all the issues. — Jenna Morasca

and beware of trying to classify people too definitely into types; you will find that all through their youth they will persist annoyingly in jumping from class to class, and by pasting a supercilious label on every one you meet you are merely packing a Jack-in-the-box that will spring up and leer at you when you begin to come into really antagonistic contact with the world. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Everyone is longing for love, everyone is suffering from the needs and wants, so be loving, kind, and compassionate to everyone. — Debasish Mridha

We would load up the yellow Cutlass Supreme station wagon and pick blackberries during blackberry season or spring onions during spring onion season. For us, food was part of the fabric of our day. — Mario Batali

Take a stress pill and think things over
HAL in 2001 — Stanley Kubrick

Are you out of your mind?"
It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility. — Ilona Andrews

Waiting for a book to be published is like having a baby. It would be nine months before we heard the patter of tiny pages trotting through the letter box, and the bookcase shuffled it's shelves in boredom and I was a martyr to morning sickness. — Deric Longden

A good engineer thinks in reverse and asks himself about the stylistic consequences of the components and systems he proposes. — Helmut Jahn