Stupid Teabagger Quotes & Sayings

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom', — Sarah Bakewell

No one in this country has any root anywhere; we don't live in America, we board here, we are like spiders that run over the surface of the water. — Van Wyck Brooks

For months in the fall of 2001, our highways looked like a county fair on wheels. "Look out, Al-Qaeda
patriot on board!" I once saw a guy with five flags tell a guy with four flags to go back to Afghanistan. — Bill Maher

At the end of his life, no man, if he be sincere and in possession of his faculties, would ever wish to go though it again. Rather than this, he will much prefer to choose complete nonexistence. — Irvin D. Yalom

Judaism is a brilliant religion, and the main function of Judaism is to learn and read. — Leon Charney

The Islamic teachings have left great traditions for equitable and gentle dealings and behavior, and inspire people with nobility and tolerance. These are human teachings of the highest order and at the same time practicable. These teachings brought into existence a society in which hard-heartedness and collective oppression and injustice were the least as compared with all other societies preceding it ... Islam is replete with gentleness, courtesy, and fraternity. — H.G.Wells

Maybe a man in a million could unite the Hallows, Harry. I was fit only to possess the meanest of them, the least extraordinary. I was fit to own the Elder Wand, and not to boast of it, and not to kill with it. I was permitted to tame and to use it, because I took it, not for gain, but to save others from it. — J.K. Rowling

I like science fiction. I took all the accelerated classes in school. I'm kind of a dork. — Anson Mount

Good movies are what I wait my whole life for. — Samuel Goldwyn Jr.

If someone asks me if I believe in God, I shake my head like I couldn't give a shit, but the truth is, I do. I just don't know what to do about it. — Ethan Hawke

No woman or girl is going to want to spend time looking at pretty dresses on the Internet. Vogue is going to be around for a long time to come. — Felix Dennis