Stupid Republican Quotes & Sayings

I you're in prayer, take care of your heart.
If you're eating, take cre of your throat.
If you're in another man's house, take care of your eyes.
If you among people, take care of your tongue. — Luqman

It's like trying to drink whisky from a bottle of wine. — Elton John

From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented. — Rick Perry

Our gays are more macho than their straights. — Ann Coulter

I work with a lot of women and yeah I see totally different ... My two sisters were different, I have two daughters that are pretty different. — Garry Marshall

I kid the Republicans, with love. I feel bad for them. They got nobody for next time. Who are they gonna run? Sara Palin, reading off her hand. Did you see that? You saw this? She wrote tax cuts on her hand. A Republican so stupid she has to be reminded of the one thing- Tax cuts! This is like if you saw the coyote's paw and it said Road Runner. — Bill Maher

I had other priorities in the sixties than military service. — Dick Cheney

The wrong Democratic reaction to a stupid Republican utterance is to play hurt. — Hooman Majd

A Microsoft-Yahoo merger is a deal only an investment banker could love. — Kara Swisher

How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban? — Herman Cain

People want security in this insecure world. — David Bailey

A strong woman with a beautiful smile is attractive, but a strong woman with a beautiful mind is addictive. — Amari Soul

The man who had asked my name in Obersalzberg in the summer of 1934 had been a dominant personality excluding a spellbinding charisma to which few were not prey. The embodied sovereign power, total power. The man whom I burnt and interred under a hail of Red Army shells near the Reich Chancellery was a trembling old man, a spent force, feeble, a failure. Like the Reich which he had aimed to bring into an era of unparalleled brilliance and opulence and had become a heap of rubble, he was the disfigured embodiment of his earlier self. — Heinz Linge

One of those gated communities where there's one token African-American couple and four token Jewish couples. Children and vegetarians are not allowed. Residents must vote Republican and own small dogs with rhinestone collars, stupid eyes, and names that end in i. Taffi is good, Cassi is better, and something like Rififi is the total shit. — Stephen King

A quest into the depths of Hell, to save not only myself, but Alaine, the Guardian's, and any other Nephilim whom might have survived. — Cameo Renae

I'm a staunch Independant. Every time I think I am a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I am a Democrat, they go and do someting stupid. — Jay Leno

Ministers of God's choosing are engaged in a great work. They are warring not merely against men, but Satan and his angels. — Ellen G. White

The instructions did not require explicit statement. They followed logically from theory, which was, as I remember it, as follows: Because people need protection, they must align themselves with a political organization. The Democratic Party was entitled to our loyalty because it represented the social and economic interests of the working class, of which our family, relatives, and neighbors were members (except for one uncle who, though a truck driver, consistently voted Republican and was therefore thought to be either stupid or crazy). The Republican Party represented the interests of the rich, who, by definition, had no concern for us. The — Neil Postman

Michele Bachmann ... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it ... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble! — Herman Cain

You can always follow me on Tweeter. — Rick Perry

We have got to get beyond this political bologna. I'm not allowed to say anything positive about Hillary Clinton because then I'm not a loyal Republican, and she's not allowed to say anything positive about me because then she's not a loyal Democrat. What a stupid way to run a country. — Newt Gingrich

You may wonder why a question of manners has got me so exercised. It's because I believe in a simple rule. If you see a person you know behave unreasonably to someone else, you can bet your last pound that before long he'll be behaving like that to you. — Daniel Finkelstein

I just don't see why anybody would vote Republican in the Army. If you want to support the troops, if I was a troop, I would say, 'You know how to support me? Don't send me to stupid wars.' — Bill Maher

It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today. Thomas Fuller GNOMOLOGIA — Noel Whittaker

I'm ready for the 'gotcha' questions and they're already starting to come ... — Herman Cain

If my mother was odd enough to crave a bubble bath at three in the morning, Dorothy was inventive enough to suggest adding broken glass to the tub. If my mother insisted on listening to West Side Story repeatedly, it was Dorothy who said, 'Let's listen to it on forty-five!' And when my mother announced that she wanted a fur wrap like Auntie Mame, Dorothy bought her an unstable Norwegian elkhound from a puppy mill. — Augusten Burroughs

It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here. — Alan Keyes

The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing. — Donald Rumsfeld

We've got to stop being the stupid party ... It's time for a new Republican Party that talks like adults. — Bobby Jindal