Stupid Kiwi Quotes & Sayings

I have a perfect horror of words that are not backed up by deeds. — Theodore Roosevelt

I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson. — Bernie Mac

A profound knowledge of life is the least enviable of all species of knowledge, because it can only be acquired by trials that make us regret the loss of our ignorance. — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess Of Blessington

turned back into his office, pushing his door closed. "Uh oh," Zwingler said to Casey. "Looks — Robin Burcell

The secret of happiness is simply this ... your happiness does NOT depend on getting what you want. — Michael Neill

I just love playing live. — Elle King

Swimming was the last thing I wanted to do. Drowning him? Maybe. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

See here, son, I am not a pessimistic man. I am just plain optimistic that the worst will prevail. That there is Sam's law, son." John — S.E. Swapp

I don't want to have this conversation. It's sunny out. There's bacon downstairs. — Libba Bray

I had to leave. She would have died for my sake. Wasn't it better for me to live a half life for her sake? — Jeanette Winterson

He was a collector rather than a hunter, buying his knowledge rather than seeking it with his own eyes and hands. I — Tracy Chevalier

I think the paparazzi are absolutely ridiculous. When we were filming, there was a lot of them. It's different being in L.A., where there are so many celebrities. But, when it was in Vancouver, it was all about the film, so there was paparazzi following us. It's just part of the business. — Tinsel Korey