Stupid Dan Quayle Quotes & Sayings

I might have skipped class, but I didn't miss any lessons. — Michael J. Fox

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. — Emo Philips

Louisiana is a fresh-air mental asylum. — James Lee Burke

If you start to disrespect the character you're playing, or play it too much for laughs, that can work for a sketch, it will sell some gags, but it's all technique. It's like watching a juggler - you can be impressed by it, but it's not going to touch you in any way. — Steve Coogan

My desire to devolve authority has nothing to do with a wish to shirk responsibility. — Dalai Lama

The Underground Peasant Movement adopted the slogan of "As little, as late, and as bad as possible," and set about sabotaging deliveries — Diane Ackerman

I'm gonna Crock-Pot the shit out of this winter. He — Kristen Ashley

It makes far better sense to reshape ourselves to fit a finite planet than to attempt to reshape the planet to fit our infinite wants — David Orr

Who's responsible for the riots? The rioters! — Dan Quayle

Knowledge itself is a neutral tool that can be used for good or evil. Wisdom, in contrast, always directs us toward happiness. The task of education must be to stimulate and unleash the wisdom that lies dormant in the lives of all young people. This is not a forced process, like pressing something into a preformed mold, but rather drawing out the potential which exists within. — Daisaku Ikeda