Stupid Creationist Quotes & Sayings

Open Leadership: the act of engaging others to influence and execute a coordinated and harmonious conclusion. — Dan Pontefract

I am hardly a technophobe. But we will get the best of these technologies only if we don't let them distract us from making these deep human connections, addressing these deep human longings, and inspiring these deep human energies. — Thomas L. Friedman

I like making him smile. It doesn't take much to make the corners of his mouth twitch, but to actually get his lips to curve all the way up, I have to be extra sassy. — Colleen Hoover

Any time you're working in the world of taming animals, you're going to get hurt. But it's a rush that we get. — Cesar Millan

Back in the buffalo days, the Cheyenne prophet Sweet Medicine had seen a vision of men with hair on their faces who would come bringing a white sand that was poison to Indians. The prophecy had come true, the white sand was sugar, and Adeline blamed the white man for poisoning her right up to two hundred pounds. — Christopher Moore

This is why i hate social media. It gives a voice to people who dont (sic) deserve one. — Gary Streeter

Sometimes a beautiful woman just needs a hard, slow fuck against a wall with a perfect stranger. I understand. — Olivia Cunning

The way he looks at me, and touches me all the time ... It's like he's restraining himself from hog-tying me and dragging me out to the woods. — Kelly Oram

You can recovery from any injury. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Your life is truly your life ... it belongs to you. It is your story to write with love. Day by day, line by line, write it well — Lance Wubbels

The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life's essential unfairness. — Nancy Mitford

This quick foray onto the toilet has been no different an endeavor than any other time I've used the restroom in my adult life. Try then to imagine my surprise when instead of the waste going down the u-bend like the thousands of times previous, the bowl's contents go not gentle into that good night.
Instead, they shoot directly up at me ... at approximately 80 miles an hour.
As I leap backward, slamming into the glass shower door, the only thought going through my now-banged head is, When did I eat corn?
Pretty in Plaid: A Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, or, the Wonder Years Before the Condescending, Egomanical, Self-Centered Smart-Ass Phase — Jen Lancaster

This belief in God has to be based on faith which transcends reason. — Mahatma Gandhi

Prove that you love me through a lingering gaze and never losing that twinkle of adoration in your eyes. — Richelle E. Goodrich

A mad who knows that he is mad is not fully mad! — Mehmet Murat Ildan