Stupid Announcer Quotes & Sayings

I get the 'The New York Times' and 'Los Angeles Times' thrown at my door every morning. I'll read the front page of 'The New York Times,' then the op-eds, then scan the arts section and then the sports section. Then I do the same with the 'L.A. Times.' — Aaron Sorkin

I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe. — Jenny McCarthy

We started an organization that's the only sub-organization of the MacArthur Foundation and we are called the Macarturos.Usually when I win something, I'm the only one of my ethnicity to get it, but this time I met all these Latinos, and I was so excited. I'd meet someone and I'd go, "Can you come to San Antonio?" And they'd go, "Oh yeah." And suddenly I had twelve people that said they would come. And I didn't know how it was going to be. And that's how the Macarturos became a reality, where these very generous geniuses come to San Antonio and work together. — Sandra Cisneros

Our World Will Be A Better Place ... If We All Try To Remember That For Our Very Short Existence On This Planet That We Are Here To Help Humanity And Not Hurt It. That All On Our earth Are Here To Exist In Peace, To Prosper and Not To Suffer. May We Help All Those We Meet That Are Suffering And In Despair ... That In All We Do, Let Us Help Better Each Other And Bring Hope To Those In Need! — Timothy Pina

Did he live in a false world, a world that had grown simply to suit him, and was his present slight irritation - in the face now of Jim's silence in particular - but the alarm of the vain thing menaced by the touch of the real? — Henry James

My grandfather carried me around on his shoulders at 85. — Paul Watson

Once we become aware of our issues and challenges, we become accountable to do something about it. — Iyanla Vanzant

For the professional writer, stories must be presented as a series of individual scenes, each one dramatized with dialogue and telling descriptions of who is present and what they're all doing. — Nancy Kress

After the launch phase, your product is old news. Take advantage of the opportunity to generate interest when your product is new. — Brian Lawley

It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating. — Jim Gaffigan

I had too many questions and no answers. — Keli Chaffin

[The] prevailing reason at this time is, that the Act of Parliament is against the Magna Charta, and the natural rights of Englishmen, and therefore, according to Lord Coke, null and void. — Thomas Hutchinson

I exaggerate everything, that is where I go wrong. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday. — Darren Criss