Studies Have Shown Funny Quotes & Sayings

If what we worship fail us, still the fire burns on, and it is much to have believed. — Amy Lowell

The sliver of sun turned water crystals among the coal-colored clouds into the halo of a sundog. — B.V. Lawson

I crave deadlines. If I don't have a deadline, I become a total slacker, which is why I always have so much on my plate. — Lori Wilde

Love God, be strong, be safe, be happy. — Jan Karon

If Uncle Martin were here today, he would surely commend us for giving honor where honor is due. — Alveda King

Days go by when I do nothing but underline the damp edge of myself. — Mary Szybist

Anyone who says the pen is mightier than the sword has never come face-to-face with a gun. — Rabih Alameddine

Unless some gorgeous boy loses his way and wanders into my street and then finds his way up the stairs into my bedroom with a blindfold on, I am stuck between these four walls forever. — Anonymous

Have you been walking in the woods in the last few days?" Matt asked.
Lola cleared her throat anxiously. What had she managed to do now, catch jungle fever? "We went hiking in the Greenhills on Wednesday. What's wrong?" Her voice sounded squeaky, so she closed her eyes and took a steadying breath.
"I don't suppose you've heard of poison ivy," Matt asked. He traced the curve of her knee, pushing the hem of her skirt up her thigh. "Small plant, three leaves, glossy green. Causes a rash of small bumps about a day after contact. Sound familiar? — Bonnie J. James

We are tomorrow's past. — Mary Webb