Stuart The Apprentice Quotes & Sayings

Opening cans of chili in zero gravity to see how it looks, that's something that went wrong. — Trish Sie

For a man to attain to an eminent degree in learning costs him time, watching, hunger, nakedness, dizziness in the head, weakness in the stomach, and other inconveniences. — Miguel De Cervantes

Century also had shelves of obsolete printed books. — Alfred Bester

It's so much easier to debate people when you can pretend that they hold moronic position that they don't actually believe. — Glenn Greenwald

Always, if you win mentally, you can win physically as well. — Haile Gebrselassie

Okay... That's still blind-making. — Scott Westerfeld

Every historian, whether he is a Christian or not, ought to take account of this strange fact - that a certain Jesus, a man who lived in the first century in Palestine, was actually convinced, as He looked out upon the men who thronged about Him, that He would one day sit on the judgment-seat of God and be their judge and the judge and ruler of all the world. — J. Gresham Machen

There's no better sight on the cricket field than watch Tendulkar bat. — Harsha Bhogle

My heart and soul are in the Stratocaster — Adrian Belew

Wendy and I both wanted kids, but since we were pushing 40, the clock was ticking. — Lisa Cholodenko

White is not always light and black is not always dark. — Habeeb Akande

I love the anxiety, the pressure of the loud room full of yapping kids. But I'm a kid myself. — Zoe Saldana

I guess I'm a semi-retired person. I work out of my house. I'm a skier in the winter - downhill and cross country. I have a place in Montana for the down-hilling. — Greg LeMond

Growing up as a little kid, I wasn't always this size. I got picked on a lot. — Terrell Owens