Stuart Smalley Daily Affirmations Quotes & Sayings

She said I'd poison his mind and make him a fascist.
I said she'd poison his body and make him an addict. — Julian Fellowes

My stance has always been that there's no place in our sport for drug users. I've always said it's a ban for life if you come up positive. I stand by that. — Maurice Greene

Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke. — Katy Perry

It won't be long,' said Philippa cheerfully, her mother's ring in her voice. 'You know what Bess says. There's nothing in this world a drop of aqua-vitae in a sheep's bladder won't cure. Stop the Somervilles with a knife! It needs artillery.' And she blew her nose hard. — Dorothy Dunnett

We all come unique packages with strength and weakness, and somewhere there is a precious gift in all of us — Samantha Abeel

Starving artist' is acceptable at age 20, suspect at age 40, and problematical at age 60. — Robert Genn

Well, the music industry is littered with actors who belatedly came to singing. — Jeff Daniels

There's a difference between loneliness and solitude. — Jennifer E. Smith

People who are coaches will be the norm. Other people won't get promoted. — Jack Welch

Speed is relative. Does it feel fast going 70 miles per hour down an eight lane highway? No, probably not, but I bet it does if you are going down some single lane dirt road. It's the same in a race car. It depends on the track. — Kyle Petty