Strictly Ballroom Funny Quotes & Sayings

They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten? — Samuel Butler

It would be almost a public service to dangle the alternatives in front of the widow before Miles got her mind all turned inside out like he did everyone else's. But . . . Miles had extracted his word from Ivan, with downright ruthless determination. Forced it, practically, and a forced oath was no oath at all. The way around this dilemma occurred to Ivan between one step and the next; his lips pursed in a sudden whistle. The scheme was nearly . . . Milesian. Cosmic justice, to serve the dwarf a dish with his own sauce. By the time Pym let him out the front door, Ivan was smiling again. — Lois McMaster Bujold

When I'm deciding to read a book, I never open to the first chapter, because that's been revised and worked over 88 times. I'll just turn to the middle of the book, to the middle of a chapter, and just read a random page and I'll know right away whether this is the real deal or not. — Carl Hiaasen

People like to say that the conflict is between good and evil. The real conflict is between truth and lies. — Don Miguel Ruiz

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe. — David Brin

Take that, you scum-sucking snipes. Eat your words and your cruelty. May you drown in it and die. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I think that a strong Israel is the only Israel that will bring the Arabs to the peace table. — Benjamin Netanyahu

It seems that almost every time a valuable natural resource is discovered in the world-whether it be diamonds, rubber, gold, oil, whatever-often what results is a tragedy for the country in which they are found. Making matters worse, the resulting riches from these resources rarely benefit the people of the country from which they come. — Edward Zwick

Directing is all about storytelling. It's not about equipment, or anything else. — John Carpenter