Stressy Depressy Quotes & Sayings

I am persuaded that every time a man smiles - but much more so when he laughs - it adds something to this fragment of life. — Laurence Sterne

I'm not a clown but I'm not an academic either. — Tom Verlaine

In the '80s, when Gretzky came to the World Championships in the second or third game, you'd see this guy skating circles around the other ones. Unbelievable. — Hasso Plattner

Biology is far from understanding exactly how a single cell develops into a baby, but research suggests that human development can ultimately be explained in terms of biochemistry and molecular biology. Most scientists would make a similar statement about evolution. — Kenneth R. Miller

Chong said, 'Do yourself a favor, Morg. Next time you're staring at a girl's boobs, look up. You'll be shocked to learn it, but there's going to be a face up there. Nose, mouth, eyes. And behind the eyes is an actual person. — Jonathan Maberry

I found out that I was a Christian for revenue only and I could not bear the thought of that, it was so ignoble. — Mark Twain

One of the cruelest judgments sustained against me is that I have spoken out as a recovered alcoholic to stimulate my acting career. — Mercedes McCambridge

I'm not great at talking about myself. — Kathleen Kennedy

You are what you think of yourself. — Lailah Gifty Akita

If something is easy to repair, it is easy to construct. — Leo Fender

The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. — George Bernard Shaw

When I decided to be a musician I reckoned that that was going to be the way of less profit, less money. I was sort of giving up the idea of making a lot of money. It was what I loved to do. I would have done it anyway. If I'd had to work at Taco Bell I'd have still been out at night trying to play music. — Tom Petty

Success begins at that magical moment when you declare to yourself, your friends, and the universe that you believe you can do something different. — Natalie Massenet

The blades touched my abdomen. A cold shock ran through me, and my head began to spin. If he had pressed just a bit harder, the scissors might have pierced my soft belly. The skin would have peeled back, the fat beneath laid bare. Blood would have dripped on the bedspread. — Yoko Ogawa

Why should a financial engineer be paid four, four times ... to a hundred times more than the, uh ... real engineer?
A real engineer build bridges, a financial engineer build, build dreams.
And when those dream turn out to be nightmares, other people pay for it. — Andrew Sheng