Strawberry Smashed Quotes & Sayings

I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' — Don Rickles

Never bet anything on men's stupidity and on women's virginity; the former believe they aren't, while the latter believe they might be. — M.F. Moonzajer

A robed figure stood before a coin, a cup, a sword, a wand---all of the symbols of all the tarot suits. An infinity symbol floated above his head; one arm was lifted in a posture of power. Yes, thought Adam. Understanding prickled and then evaded him.

He read the words at the bottom of the card.

The Magician. — Maggie Stiefvater

I feel very, very fortunate to have the success that I've had. I want to keep working and keep moving forward. Acting is my dream job. I love it so much. — Tracy Spiridakos

He let out another chuckle, one that slithered up her spine and wrapped around her throat. — Jackie Morse Kessler

It's interesting that Swiss banks also hide their assets from the Swiss by using offshore bank structuring. — Julian Assange

She's not my type! While her ambitions are slightly endearing, they're mostly delusional! But that's not even the problem." I did catch that compliment in there. I mean, this could be worse. Right?
"What's the problem?" Nikolai asks, opening the floodgates.
"She has a vagina!" The music switched songs right when he screamed that. It came out so much louder than it should have. — Krista Ritchie

I can't do this by myself. It requires two security codes to access the full system and shut it down. — Alan Dean Foster