Straight Jacket Funny Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes, all he has to do is sit up, and he will be reminded, as if slapped across the face, that his body owns him, not the other way around. — Hanya Yanagihara

I would like to be remembered, if I am remembered at all, as being a catalyst for change in the world, change for good. — Rupert Murdoch

Peggotty and I were sitting one night by the parlour fire, alone. I had been reading to Peggotty about crocodiles. I must have read very perspicuously, or the poor soul must have been deeply interested, for I remember she had a cloudy impression, after I had done, that they were a sort of vegetable. I — Charles Dickens

Remember, you become what you think. Think discouraging thoughts, and you'll get discouraged. — Joyce Meyer

Blacko-oxy-tonic phosphate, it's the latest scoop. But that's alright girls, you can call it goop. — Elvis Presley

The essence of life is the sharing of our perceptions of it with each other. — Al Cash

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. — Jerry Seinfeld

If you have a child who is seven feet tall, you don't cut off his head or his legs. You buy him a bigger bed and hope he plays basketball. — Robert Altman

We experience God to the extent to which we love, forgive, and focus on the good in others and ourselves. — Marianne Williamson

My order of priorities reflects the level of my commitment to Christ. Whoever or whatever is in first place, if it isn't the Lord Jesus, is in the wrong place. — Charles R. Swindoll

In the formation of such a government, it is not only the right, but the indispensable duty of every citizen to examine the principles of it, to compare them with the principles of other governments, with a constant eye to our particular situation and circumstances, and thus endeavor to foresee the future operations of our own system, and its effects upon human happiness. Convinced of this truth, I have no apology to offer for the following remarks, but an earnest desire to be useful to my country. — Noah Webster

Love itself is the healing power and the remedy for all pain. — Hazrat Inayat Khan

Then again, what seems like nothing in the eyes of the world, when properly valued and put to use, can be among the greatest riches. — Chris Gardner

With them I gladly shared my all and learned the great truth that where God guides, He provides. — Frank Buchman

I refuse to suffer the torment of regret that comes with living a "what if" life. — Steve Maraboli