Storage Wars Funny Quotes & Sayings

Western liberal humanism is not something that comes naturally to us: like an appreciation of art or poetry, it has to be cultivated. Humanism is itself a religion without God-not all religions, of course, are theistic. Our ethical secular ideal has it's own disciplines of mind and heart and gives people the means of finding faith in the ultimate meaning of human life that were once provided by the more conventional religions. — Karen Armstrong

I played the game, and now I have to pay the price. I didn't realize it was going to cost me my heart. — L.P. Dover

It seems like people don't learn from the past. — Thomas Peterffy

The desire to work with Burrows-Charles was really to change NBC's identity, to say, "We want to be in the sophisticated-adult-comedy business." — Amy Poehler

Daddy thinks history starts fresh every day, every minute, that time itself begins with the feelings he's having right now. That's how he keeps betraying us, why he roars at us with such conviction. We have to stand up to that, and say, at least to ourselves, that what he's done before is still with us, still right here in this room until there's true remorse. — Jane Smiley

Mass amateurization of publishing makes mass amateurization of filtering a forced move. — Clay Shirky

Romanticism tells us that in order to make the most of our human potential we must have as many different experiences as we can. — Yuval Noah Harari

I have anonymously helped many thousands. — Taylor Caldwell

Our future paths are defined by how we turned and walked the road in the past. — Kat Lahr

Morals are a luxury of the rich. — George Bernard Shaw

The throat pack should not be so bulky that the tongue is forced anteriorly limiting the access to the mouth for the dentist. In young children, reduce the size of an adult-sized pack to one-third (ribbon gauze of about 30 cm moistened with saline). — Angus C. Cameron

We ate all of this in front of Tack's huge, flat-screen TV in the living room where I was treated to a marathon of Storage Wars. Seeing as I didn't watch TV, I'd never heard of this program. But by the second episode I was hooked. I declared that I thought Brandi and Jarrod were "adorable" together, which for some reason he didn't explain made Rush laugh so hard I thought he would bust a gut. Rush might find that funny but I decided I was going to start dressing like Brandi. She always looked the shit. I also shared that Dave was my favorite "character" to which Tabby told me with grave seriousness, "But, Tyra, he's the bad guy. — Kristen Ashley

Morals today are corrupted by our worship of riches. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Americans bred like rabbits, expecting the reaper to slaughter at least a few before they reached ripeness. — Thomm Quackenbush

Women is fine once you got em pinned down, boss, but when they ain't pinned down they're hell. — John Dos Passos

Gold, or at least the prospect of it, saved him, then killed him. — H.W. Brands