Stoolwater Quotes & Sayings

When you do a movie, you don't know when it's going to come out. In a year, you forget about it. — Judy Greer

Q. Why don't the British panic?
A. They do, but very quietly. It is impossible for the naked eye to tell their panic from their ecstasy. — George Mikes

She exhaled curtly. 'I'm a serryn. That's all you see. I'm just something to be tortured, slain or sold off as a commodity. That's hardly the most appealing of traits.'
'Tell your eyes that. Because you really shouldn't look at me the way you do. No serryn has looked at me like that. — Lindsay J. Pryor

Love ... [is] a lack of personal selfishness. — Theodore M. Burton

I just don't know anything about jazz, really. I've never really listened to it, but I'd definitely like to discover more about it. — Michelle Ryan

Maybe people who have had too much of it. Or people who have had too little. Or people who are too shallow to appreciate its hard edges. — Tarryn Fisher

How do I tell Sophie that sometimes it's not strangers that prey on us; it's those we love who can do the most harm? — Jodi Picoult

Steven Fry on The Da Vinci Code-
It is complete loose stoolwater. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind. — Steven Fry

I haven't retired from international football - I still believe I have a part to play in the future of England. — David Beckham