Stomach Virus Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'm still an atheist, thank God. — Luis Bunuel

Living a life fully engaged in full of whimsy and the kind of things that love does is something most people plan to do, but along the way they just kind of forget. — Bob Goff

I don't like killing, but I'm good at it. Murder isn't so bad from a distance, just shapes popping up in my scope. Close-up work though - a garrotte around a target's neck or a knife in their heart - it's not for me. Too much empathy, that's my problem. Usually. But not today. Today is different . . . — Graeme Shimmin

What is a saint supposed to do, if not convert wolves? — Umberto Eco

Sure, he had left some parts out - how they had offered to pay the Rinskys more than the house was worth, for example - but this wasn't about being balanced. Attorneys take sides. The other side, if and when they responded, would give their spin. You were supposed to be biased. That was how the system worked. — Harlan Coben

Be completely true to yourself and you'll be happy. — Christian Louboutin

I like a text that reminds the reader its a text sometimes. — Rob Roberge

There is a rational part of my brain and it says, Don't zap them, Warren. Ask questions first, find out who they are and why they're here, on your doorstep, lurking, banging. Find out their hopes and dreams. Offer them a glass of water. And that part of my brain has control of my left hand, which is holding the doorknob. The right hand fucking zaps the crackhead. — Mat Johnson

I'm attracted to fights. — Cynthia McKinney

The scent of blood or the scent of gold, they smell the same in the end. — George R R Martin

I'm getting more towards that point where I'm ready to kind of pass the torch on and see the next generation succeed behind me. — Angela Ruggiero

Twenty years ago. First, when you take a static picture of society, people — Ben Goldacre