Stolfo Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

There are scenes from books I'm happy with. I tend to think my books are all broken. But then my favourite reads are almost always books that don't, in the end, pull off what they set out to do. — Michael Winter

Life is a tide; float on it. Go down with it and go up with it, but be detached. Then it is not difficult. — Prem Rawat

once gotos are introduced, they spread through the code like termites through a rotting house. — Steve McConnell

There are popular celebrities, there are unpopular celebrities and then there are the walking dead. You know the walking dead when you see them: they look like Mel Gibson, still striving for drunken charm in an L.A. County mug shot, after getting picked up on a DWI charge that included anti-semitic slurs directed at the police. — Jeffrey Kluger

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky." — Jimmy Carr