Stodgy Brewery Quotes & Sayings

I can't help giving her the Mummy Once-Over myself, and she's one of those mothers who wears Crocs over nubbly homemade socks. (Why would you do that? Why?) — Sophie Kinsella

Hello old friend," he greeted it, "how strange for us to meet again, like this, with the snow blowing so outside."
"You know my ... my wrench?"
"Of course I know it. It was not a wrench when we were last acquainted, but ones friends may change clothes and still one knows them. — Catherynne M Valente

Isn't God the one who urges us to "Make a joyful noise unto the Lord"? Why do we always think that means singing? Seems to me the most obvious joyful sound on earth is laughter ... I've seen folks quote verses like "Rejoice in the Lord always" while their faces look like they just buried a rich uncle who willed everything to his pregnant guinea pig. Something is missing. — Charles R. Swindoll

Then it's too bad I don't belong to you. — Maya Banks

The recruiting office was a small storefront in a nondescript strip mall; there was a state liquor authority store on one side of it and a tattoo parlor on the other. Depending on what order you went into each, you could wake up the next morning in some serious trouble. — John Scalzi

The journey makes things valuable not the title. Learn to enjoy and value the process of what God is doing. — Bill Johnson

Ideas that spread win. — Seth Godin

serving is the highest use of life, — Rick Warren

Nothing succeeds if prankishness has no part in it. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up. — Cory Arcangel

You know you've reached a very sad place when the only person who can make you laugh is yourself. — Rick Yancey

I grew up in a house where there were no taboos, so it came originally from a pretty innocent place, where I was shocked at the things that shocked people. — Sarah Silverman