Stimulus Check Funny Quotes & Sayings

Remember, you are never alone in this world. Never. — J.U. Scribe

I nursed that flame as if it were my only son, and all round the ram nineteen other men did likewise. — M.C. Scott

America will nurture a new Muslim - one who can believe in Muhammad and the Quran but who abandons belief in a Shariah-based state and affirms the primary American value of individual liberty, which has not been a normative Islamic value. — Dennis Prager

I know some people say it's not the best to work with your family, but I have never understood that because it's always worked so well for me. — Kim Kardashian

There ain't no problem that some other dude didn't have 1,000 years ago. — Will Smith

Listen, I didn't know how to make coffee when I came to the United States. Because in Colombia the maids do it. — Sofia Vergara

Because I'm so busy and because I think of myself as a painter, I desperately guard the time that I have to paint. And sometimes I'm irresponsible to my career in order to paint. Because painting is obsessive. I forget to eat. I forget to sleep. — Joni Mitchell

There's also something of an illusion in that, you can perhaps record a TV thing one month and complete a book the next and then be in a play. Then, if they all come out at once, it looks as if you're actually juggling a million things. — Jane Asher

Before long, the smokey spectre appeared, as I knew it would, the barest whisper of a shadow, inky and incandescent. It darted forwards, then back, closer, then ppfft, it was gone in an instant, only to return, darker and more substantial. As ever, it grew bolder, and bolder, until finally it dared to drift through the window and into my home.
Every night I had lain here, the geist had come. — Hazel Butler

Bree is no imaginary playmate, no overactive pituitary, no alter ego, moving in. Hers is the face I wear — Ellen Hopkins

I often make films about subjects I don't really know much about. Maybe it's laziness, but I don't go in there having done a tonne of research; the research happens while I'm making the film. — Asif Kapadia