Stiffler Quotes & Sayings

None are known to be good, till they have opportunity to be bad. — Benjamin Whichcote

So I looked up the word "grief" in the dictionary. And then I discovered the answer:
grief (greef) n. When you feel so helpless and stupid that you think nothing will ever be right again, and your macaroni and cheese tastes like sawdust, and you can't even jerk off because it seems like too much trouble. — Sherman Alexie

My philosophy is 'learn while you live.' 'LazyTown' is about balance. I'm not there yet. — Magnus Scheving

it may seem so easy to take it easy but, it is never so easy to take it easy — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Taxes," said rich dad. "You're taxed when you earn. You're taxed when you spend. You're taxed when you save. You're taxed when you die." "Why do people let the government do that to them?" "The rich don't," said rich dad with a smile. "The poor and the middle class do. — Robert T. Kiyosaki

It seems to me that more plots have been imagined than really exist. — Umberto Eco

I'm feeling a little delicate. — Aung San Suu Kyi

Finding a great idea is a magical thing and a fantastic job. — Debasish Mridha

Politics come from man. Mercy, compassion, and justice come from God. — John Terry

This lesser world is all about reproduction, as you might well know. Those who cease to duplicate simply die. — Rawi Hage

Where's your dog?" Peter's voice came from within the gushing stream of water. Justin thought he must have misheard.
"Pardon?"
"Your dog."
"Yes?"
"Isn't he with you today?" Justin looked at Peter.
"Ha bloody ha." Peter stuck his head out of the stream of water, features dripping. He smiled shyly.
"I love greyhounds." Justin stared.
"My dog is imaginary."
"Oh." Peter looked interested. "That's unusual." Justin put his head under the water. When he emerged, Peter was still looking at him.
"Less work," Peter offered, cheerily. "If the dog's imaginary, I mean. Not so much grooming, feeding, et cetera. — Meg Rosoff

London is too full of fogs and serious people. Whether the fogs produce the serious people, or whether the serious people produce the fogs, I don't know. — Oscar Wilde

Riders on the Ferris Wheel got the clearest, most horrific view of what happened next. — Erik Larson