Stiffie Quotes & Sayings

Well, ha-jolly-ha to YOU, young Stiffie
with knobs on! — P.G. Wodehouse

If you have not done things worthy of being written about, at least write things worthy of being read. — Giacomo Casanova

My face is expressionless: a thing of stone. I'm mastering this moment. She won't see anything but what I show her. — James W. Bodden

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times. — John McAfee

Pain is only imagination — Justin Howard

Be strong-be strong in the discipline of self. How many otherwise good men squander their strength and dissipate their will and literally destroy their lives because they have not the power of self-discipline. — Gordon B. Hinckley

Even more bothersome was the fact that Eddie Kuntz's napkin was moving on his lap without benefit of hands. My first inclination was to shout "Snake!" and shoot, but probably that wouldn't hold up in court. Besides, as much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie. — Janet Evanovich

I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah. — Michael Chiklis

Flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste. — David Levithan

CHASTITY is a wealth that comes from abundance of love. 74 — Rabindranath Tagore