Stielow Label Quotes & Sayings

I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean? — Gilbert Gottfried

If you have to prove you are worthy of credit, your credit is already gone. — Walter Bagehot

Humility is always proof of intelligence — Claude Vorilhon

Outside observers often assume that the more complicted a piece of mathematics is, the more mathematicians admire it. Nothing could be further from the truth. Mathematicians admire elegance and simplicity above all else, and the ultimate goal in solving a problem is to find the method that does the job in the most efficient manner. Though the major accolades are given to the individual who solves a particular problem first, credit (and gratitude) always goes to those who subsequently find a simpler solution. — Keith Devlin

To be on the road, even if you're not that happy, is all right, as long as I'm pourin' me heart into it. — Joe Cocker

We don't always love our friends every minute. — Sara Shepard

All in the world think themselves great, but the great are not concerned. Indeed, only by not being concerned can they be great. If they cared about being great, they'd eventually become petty. — Lao-Tzu

I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away. — Demetri Martin