Stessman Omaha Quotes & Sayings

One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor. — Matt Groening

Trust is the glue that holds an org together & the lubricant that moves it forward. — Colin Powell

If the pupil proves to be of so perverse a disposition that he would rather listen to some idle tale than to the account of a glorious voyage or to a wise conversation, when he hears one; if he turns away from the drum-beat that awakens young ardour in his comrades, to listen to another tattoo that summons him to a display of juggling; if he does not fervently feel it to be pleasanter and sweeter to return from a wrestling-match, dusty but victorious, with the prize in his hand, than from a game of tennis or a ball, I can see no other remedy that for his tutor to strangle him before it is too late, if there are no witnesses. — Michel De Montaigne

Valar morghulis.
Yes. All men must die, but we are not men. — George R R Martin

The shared paradox of mathematics and ontology is that they speak of what lies behind every presentation without actually involving a presentation in the usual sense. — Anonymous

I love the Discovery Channel, man! — Kevin Dillon

Are you a lesbian?" She looked at me with a serious expression. "If you are, it's okay. I don't want you to munch my rug or anything, but I'll love you anyway. — L.D. Davis